Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Headline of the Month

"Nearly 40% of Europeans Suffer Mental Illness"

Lets see, JC Trichet, check; DSK, check; Sarkozy, check; Silvio Berlusconi, check; Joseph Ratzinger, check......

Hmmm, maybe that number is a bit low?

Interestingly, the percentage was only 27% in 2005 (it's 38% now).

That is an excellent rate of return in these troubled financial times, so I feel fully justified in recommending that our readers go LONG IN EUROPEAN MENTAL ILLNESS.


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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:24 PM, September 07, 2011

    "The results, published by the European College of Neuropsychopharmacology..."

    This just in, the American Society of Cocaine Dealers released a statement saying that 64% of people need to do more cocaine.

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  2. Expected Optimism12:12 AM, September 08, 2011

    Does this mean Europe's in a mental illness bubble?

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