Monday, July 10, 2017
.....But it can contain GMOs.
This is an actual ruling from an actual religion in the actual year or our Lord 2017.
Since neither Tony Gill or Phil Magness are Pope, you may wonder why this bizarre edict has been issued.
Well, "The new rules are needed because the bread is now sold in supermarkets and on the internet, the cardinal said."
LOL, thanks for clearing that up.
So there you have it people. If you want to pretend that a piece of bread turns into a 2000 year old body, you better be damn well sure that bread has gluten. You know, just like Jesus!