The artist formerly known as World Peace went on Conan last night to give his side of the James Harden concussion saga.
It turns out that Harden frequently "runs into people's elbows".
I love this spin. People should use it more frequently.
Lincoln runs into people's bullets ~ John Wilkes Booth
Rodney King runs into people's nightsticks ~ LAPD
Give me some better examples in the comments.
Afghanis run into torture ~ Busbama
ReplyDeleteMonica Lewinsky trips and falls onto cigars.
ReplyDeleteThe Constitution keeps running into our plans -Government
ReplyDelete"Nancy Kerrigan's knees keep running into night-sticks."
ReplyDelete-Shane Stant
"Shane Stant's eardrums keep running into pressure waves that his brain interprets as requests for him to attack Nancy Kerrigan."
- Tonya Harding
"Alderaan keeps running into lasers."
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John frequently "runs his junk into people's knives". -Lorena Bobbit
ReplyDelete"They ran into my refrigerator." -Jeff Dahmer
ReplyDeleteDanny Pearl's neck ran into a jihadist's sword.
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