This week's sign of the apocalypse

People, if crap like this can happen IN AMERICA, why do we even have a government at all?

Ron Artest sets the record straight

The artist formerly known as World Peace went on Conan last night to give his side of the James Harden concussion saga.

It turns out that Harden frequently "runs into people's elbows".

I love this spin. People should use it more frequently.

Lincoln runs into people's bullets ~ John Wilkes Booth

Rodney King runs into people's nightsticks ~ LAPD


Give me some better examples in the comments.