Saturday, January 05, 2008

Mungowitz = Nostradamus ???

In his 2008 predictions post Mungowitz said:

1. John Edwards does better than expected in Iowa, winning the largest percentage of Democratic vote at 40%. Clinton and Obama split most of the remainder.

2. Mitt Romney "upsets" Huckabee in Iowa, though by a nonsensically small margin.


OOOPS!!

As we probably all know, twas Obama 38%, Edwards 30% for the Dems and Huckabee 34% Romney 25% for the Torture Party.

Based on his record so far, I'd suggest shorting Hillary and the Diamondbacks bigtime!

Sooner Jokes

Q: Why does Bob Stoops eat his Cheerios on a plate??


A: Because if they were in a Bowl, he'd lose it!!



Hat tip to the inimitable Tommy Blue!


Friday, January 04, 2008

The Best Sentences I've Read Today

From longtime KPC fan Marcel Proust:

Just think of how many projects, travels, love affairs, studies, it–our life–hides from us, made invisible by our laziness which, certain of a future, delays them incessantly.

‘But let all this threaten to become impossible for ever, how beautiful it would become again! Ah! If only the cataclysm doesn’t happen this time, we won’t miss visiting the new galleries of the Louvre, throwing ourselves at the feet of Miss X, making a trip to India.

‘The cataclysm doesn’t happen, we don’t do any of it, because we find ourselves back in the heart of normal life, where negligence deadens desire. And yet we shouldn’t have needed the cataclysm to love life today. It would have been enough to think that we are humans, and that death may come this evening.”


hat-tip to the empirical skeptic

Fatty Snax

My State, Oklahoma, has an official meal. Yep. In 1988 the legislature adopted the official state meal. Here it is:

"cornbread, sausage and gravy, chicken fried steak and pecan pie....the menu also includes fried okra, squash, barbecue pork, biscuits, grits, corn, strawberries and black-eyed peas."

Now that's a hell of a meal people. I'm pretty sure that if you ate sausage and gravy, fried okra, grits, biscuits, and black-eyed peas all at once you'd immediately mutate into Boss Hogg or something.

Hmmmm, maybe I can get Mungowitz and his boys to test this theory?

Now in an interesting intergovernmental clash, the Mayor of Oklahoma city is rebelling and asking his constituents to lose 1,000,000 pounds. Hizzoner opines, "you're not really going to take on obesity unless you acknowledge that we eat too much and don't eat the right foods."

Two questions: (1) Will the state legislature now meet in emergency session and remove this bozo? And, (2) given that his 1,000,000 pounds goal is somewhat like Dr. Evil's pathetic ransom demand (its well under 2 lbs per person), shouldn't they?

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Naomi Klein: Wow

Sometimes I wonder if I am unfair to people on the left. After all, many are bright, and seriously believe that all the things they want to force on citizens are actually for those citizens' own good. (I don't mean Democrats; I mean real leftists. There aren't that many.)

Then, I think of Naomi Klein, and think, "No, they really are evil trolls."

Today's evidence: Some video, and some background.

The one with Milton is...well, you'll see.

Was Alan Greenspan a Libertarian?

Increasingly I see statements that a big problem Greenspan had while running the Fed was his Libertarianism. Specifically, Robert Reich says so here and Henry Kaufman says so in today's (still gated)WSJ.

I think this is bunk. Greenspan, by taking the Fed job and then repeatedly and continually practicing discretionary policies and attempting fine-tuning of the economy and pandering to his political bosses, went against pretty much every tenet of Libertarianism I can think of.

Now I've been confused on exactly what comprises Libertarianism in the past and maybe I'm still confused, but to me Greenspan's major malfunctions were egomania and a severe overestimation of his own intelligence, and not any residual damage from his days of Rand and Roses.

Wouldn't a Libertarian, if she would take the job at all, run some sort of predictable transparent rule based policy?

OMG, the Sooners got......

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

The Best Video of 2007.....

Okie Angst

Tonight is the biggest night of the year in the State of Oklahoma. The Sooners are playing in the 2008 Tostitios Fiesta Bowl in Phoenix(my god, David Foster Wallace was right, wasn't he? Isn't 2008 officially the "Year of the Tuck's Medicated Pad"?). Sooner football is the biggest thing in the state by an order of magnitude (Toby Keith and prison rodeo are far behind), but big bowl games are problematic. That 55-19 blowout suffered at the hands of Southern Cal and last year's debacle loss to Boise State weigh heavy on the Sooner Psyche. We are something like 8 point favorites but there will be big time nailbiting tonight. We will definitely be watching at Chez Angus, but since Michigan won their bowl game AND got rid of Lloyd Carr, I am already a happy happy sportsnut.

The Best Sentence I've Read Today

"If they held the first caucuses in Idaho," someone once said "we'd be subsidizing gasoline made out of potatoes."

This from Jeff Greenfeld's piece on the evil that is the Iowa Caucuses, part of Slate's 1-2 punch. The other punch, deliverd by Chris Hitchens is also worth a read.

Resolved

The good Dr. Nokes gives sound advice on New Year's Resolutions.

So money DOES buy happiness after all!!

"Aspirational treadmill" advocate (and economics Nobel winner) Daniel Kahneman does a stunning about face on the issue:

" To compound the irony, recent findings from the Gallup World Poll raise doubts about the puzzle itself. The most dramatic result is that when the entire range of human living standards is considered, the effects of income on a measure of life satisfaction (the "ladder of life") are not small at all. We had thought income effects are small because we were looking within countries. The GDP differences between countries are enormous, and highly predictive of differences in life satisfaction. In a sample of over 130,000 people from 126 countries, the correlation between the life satisfaction of individuals and the GDP of the country in which they live was over .40 – an exceptionally high value in social science. Humans everywhere, from Norway to Sierra Leone, apparently evaluate their life by a common standard of material prosperity, which changes as GDP increases. The implied conclusion, that citizens of different countries do not adapt to their level of prosperity, flies against everything we thought we knew ten years ago. We have been wrong and now we know it. "

Hat tip to Tyler, who is far too polite to point out the obvious implication, viz. those who have been using the old view to bash development and capitalism and globalization need to go back to the drawing board.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Soccer Bloopers

Soccer bloopers, courtesy of Matt



Note ref who gives a player the neck bash, then gets a red card from a player.

Even Bolder Predictions

1. John McCain will be the Republican nominee.

2. The Detroit Tigers will win the world series.

3. Charlie Rangel will pass up Bill Gates as the richest man on earth (if we count his PAC money).

4. Hillary Clinton will not be our next president.

5. Team USA will reverse recent history and win the gold medal in Basketball in the Olympics.

Cat and Crow



Cat and crow: So sweet, I can't even think of anything cynical to say. Sniffle.



Then, don't watch this if you are diabetic. Insulin sweetness shock, for sure.



Same pit bull and chicks, 4 months later....

Bold Predictions

Five bold predictions for this, the new year. In order of occurrence (or, predicted occurrence).

1. John Edwards does better than expected in Iowa, winning the largest percentage of Democratic vote at 40%. Clinton and Obama split most of the remainder. A UFO lands and takes Kucinich back to his home planet, ending his lengthy time on the lam after escaping from a "treatment center."

2. Mitt Romney "upsets" Huckabee in Iowa, though by a nonsensically small margin. McCain comes in at third, better than predicted, just like everyone predicted. In response to a question from a reporter, Giuliani is unable to find Iowa on a U.S. map. Fred Thompson is unable to find his own bum with both hands, and drops out of race. Ron Paul supporters, learning that their candidate will not be allowed to participate in the NH debates, begin to mass at the border, mobilizing all the heavy weapons and armored vehicles at their disposal.

3. Paris Hilton does some stupid damned thing that is all over the news, so does Britney Spears, and Michael Jackson is picked up by the same UFO taxi service that took Kucinich. And for the same reason.

4. The Yankees suck, and wish they had not fired Joe Torre. Boston's Manny Ramirez, ever trendy, also threatens to take the UFO shuttle back to his home planet, "Always Happy World." But he misses the UFO flight, apparently looking for the toilet inside the "Green Monster" in Fenway's left field. Asked later by a reporter how he had missed the flight, Manny said: "Forget about the flight, man. This is the place I want to be, man. It's great, man. They love me here, man. This is the place to be. 'Manny being Manny,' he's great, man... we've been through a lot, this is the place for me, I'm just happy to be here... I'm back!" The Arizona Diamondbacks win the World Series in seven games, beating the Cleveland Indians. Fausto Carmona (AL) and Brandon Webb (NL) are the Cy Young winners. RBI machine Matt Holiday wins the NL MVP, though the Rockies barely miss the playoffs. Victor Martinez wins the AL MVP, leading the Tribe to the Series with his bat and defensive dominance behind the plate.

5. Hillary Clinton beats Rudy Giuliani for the Presidency. Her vote margin is greater than expected, leading to a huge margin in the Electoral College. Asked why the polls were so wrong, leading to big Clinton wins in the Carolinas and Florida as well as a sweep of the west and northeast, a Clinton spokesman pointed out that while they both look pretty bad in a dress, Clinton has a much better arsenal of tasteful pantsuits. "And Guiliani's people never could settle on a shoe message: Flats, pumps, or heels. In the Clinton household, Hillary wears the flats, and Bill is the heel."

Monday, December 31, 2007

Immigration Mania

The anti-immigrationist mantra goes something like: Criminals! Welfare cases! Job Stealers!

Yet, it seems to be the case that in the aggregate, crime is down while immigration is up, and in particular, that immigrants have lower crime rates than the native born (even the immigrants from south of our border that people get most worked up about). See here and here (note the list of references in the second link). Even gang violence in LA is down!

Similarly, welfare caseloads have fallen dramatically over the last decade:

Then there is welfare. Since the high-water mark of 1994, the national welfare caseload has declined by over 60 percent. Virtually every state in the union has reduced its caseload by at least a third, and some have achieved reductions of over 90 percent. Not only have the numbers of people on welfare plunged, but, in the wake of the 1996 welfare-reform bill, overall poverty, child poverty, black child poverty, and child hunger have all decreased, while employment figures for single mothers have risen.

And, despite our current economic problems (amazingly no one has blamed the credit crunch on immigration yet), the unemployment rate is holding at 4.7%



Current illegals need a simple, achievable path to citizenship and future illegals need to be avoided by making legal immigration cheap and ez.

(By the way, even if you don't like the immigration slant here, just relax and enjoy all the good news. Besides crime and welfare cases, teenage drug use and abortions are also down. The whole essay in the last link is well worth reading).


Hat tip to the WSJ who got this one right.

UPDATE: Robert Reich (yes him!) gives another reason to be pro-immigrant: Someone's gotta pay for his social security benefits!

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Firepower for the Holidays

At the Mungowitz house, we have a saying. "Nothing says 'love' during the holidays like a Soviet assault rifle." Well, it's not a saying, exactly, but I said it a lot until my wife told me to shut up. My younger son got a nice AK for xmas, and we have tracked down some cheap Wolf (Russian-made) 7.62x39 ammo.

Same son "set the table" for christmas. Note the nice table cloth. (We got into some trouble for this. My wife was not amused. Didn't care about the guns. But getting gun oil on the table cloth might have made her pick up one of the guns and whip me with it!)


















Then, we went down to the property in Chatham and tried two experiments. Experiment the first: Does an apple have sufficient mass to cause a hollow point 9mm bullet to burst? The apple:


















The result: Absolutely. A not inconsiderable hole in paper target. Ouch. Shards sprayed out from bullet nicely. That would leave a mark, I think.



















Experiment the second: What happens if you shoot a computer monitor with a 9mm hollow point from short range (10 yards)? We thought that this was worth a movie....

video

Then, a bonus: If you have a shotgun, and a CRT...well, you know.

video

Be careful what you wish for!

The NY Times is such a funny bunny. In the opinion section I read "The Free Market: A False Idol After All?", where I am informed by Jared Bernstein that "Untethered Market Forces lead to bad things. You simply can't run an economy as complicated as ours on ideology alone".

Now we could have a lot of fun with that on its own, no? Being the richest country on earth is a bad thing?? Someone is "running" or supposed to be "running" the economy? Mr. Bernstein is bringing something beyond "ideology" to the table?

But, what I want to do here is to point out yet again, or in this case let the Times itself point out yet again, the simple fact that in the real world where we live, actual government regulation often makes things worse instead of better. To wit, two pages later, in the very same section of the Times, Atul Gawande unpacks a great example.

He describes a John Hopkins program that institutes a five step anti-infection checklist in hospitals. The program has been a big success, "Over 18 months, the program saved more than 1,500 lives and nearly $200 million", by among other things, reminding doctors to wash their hands before running IV lines into patients!

And then, the government acted: "Yet this past month, the Office for Human Research Protections shut the program down. The agency issued notice to the researchers and the Michigan Health and Hospital Association that, by introducing a checklist and tracking the results without written, informed consent from each patient and health-care provider, they had violated scientific ethics regulations. Johns Hopkins had to halt not only the program in Michigan but also its plans to extend it to hospitals in New Jersey and Rhode Island."

Ah yes. The sweet logic of the "small kings". A poster telling doctors to wash their hands is basically the same thing as an experimental drug and every patient that enters the hospital with the posters would have to provide written consent to having them there, just like you'd have to give written consent to being experimented on with a new drug therapy.

I can't wait for these guys to fix the financial services industry! How about y'all??

Maybe we could put a poster up all over the country saying "Remember: just because things could be better doesn't mean new government actions will actually make things better"

I wonder how long it'd be before the small kings would make us take it down?