Friday, November 18, 2011

Hard Balls Banned In Toronto

As Jackie Blue notes, "Finally, the kids are safe."

Toronto bans balls of almost all kinds
(apparently really soft balls, like Nerf or Harry Reid's, are still okay).

This includes, remarkably, soccer balls. Yes it does.

5 comments:

codeandculture said...

One of the things that weighed in my decision whether to take a job in Toronto was Ontario's breed ban on pit bulls.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it Richard "America's killjoy culture is driving the creative class to Canada" Florida.

Anonymous said...

it was just one stupid school and its already been reversed.

what was funny though was all the kids standing outside chanting;

"we want balls / we want balls"

Mungowitz said...

Anonymous: You are a god, in human form. A piece of info, and a fine chant.

Highmesa said...

We'll know Canadians are serious when they go after the hockey pucks.

Jon P said...
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