CraigsList ad seeks a wedding escort for a future bride's mother-in-law, offering $1,000 for two days work.
The ad, titled "Wedding Date Wanted for Mother-in-Law," was posted on July 11 to the Hudson Valley Craigslist, Times Union reported. The ad said it was looking for someone available for an August wedding in Hudson Valley.
"She needs constant attention and supervision," the ad read. "She will probably wear white and try to escalate small dramas - your job is simply to distract and de-escalate. Flatter her for 2 days and make an easy $1,000."
I dunno. $1,000 is not much, for the set of skills and...well, "attention" that this might require.
Not putting too fine a point on it, but applicants MIGHT want to see a photo of the MiLaw in question, before a final price is negotiated.
2 comments:
I had to do that at my sister's wedding - with her future m-i-l. Didn't get $1,000 for it and was armed only with bottles of white wine. To put worried minds at rest, yes, victory!
There have to be subtle transactions costs in here.
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