There's an old joke about Libertarians and their desire for purity.
Conservative guy is berating Libertarian: "Why, if you had your way, there would be six-year-old kids working as prostitutes and shooting up heroin in public parks!"
Libertarian, instead of objecting that that's stupid, says, "Hey! HEY! What the $%^&*! do you MEAN, 'public' parks?"
I have a piece in the most recent print version of FREEMAN (the article). The piece contains the following paragraph:
We are for a libertarian society, where a couple wakes up, in their own home, on land that they control, on property that they can defend with the help of their neighbors. This couple formed a bond, by mutual consent, without needing the license or endorsement of any outside agency. They send their children to schools that they have chosen, whose curriculum they endorse. When they go out to their car, they don’t take an I.D. It’s no one’s business who they are, or where they are, so long as they initiate no violence and break no laws. They work in jobs they have trained for, and they enjoy the full fruits of that labor. They contribute to charities or work for causes they believe, and are not forced at gunpoint to support causes they loathe. (emphasis added; you'll see why)
To be fair, several people have said they like this sentiment, and agree with it.
But. this morning (and I am absolutely NOT making this up), I got an outraged email that called me names and said, "Hey! HEY! What the $%^&*! do you MEAN, 'laws'?"
Sir, people like you are the reason that the Libertarian Party flounders when it tries to participate in politics. If you don't concede that some sort of state--necessary or not--is going to be with us for the foreseeable future, why are you attending meetings of a political party whose avowed goal is to elect people to public office?
Conservative guy is berating Libertarian: "Why, if you had your way, there would be six-year-old kids working as prostitutes and shooting up heroin in public parks!"
Libertarian, instead of objecting that that's stupid, says, "Hey! HEY! What the $%^&*! do you MEAN, 'public' parks?"
I have a piece in the most recent print version of FREEMAN (the article). The piece contains the following paragraph:
We are for a libertarian society, where a couple wakes up, in their own home, on land that they control, on property that they can defend with the help of their neighbors. This couple formed a bond, by mutual consent, without needing the license or endorsement of any outside agency. They send their children to schools that they have chosen, whose curriculum they endorse. When they go out to their car, they don’t take an I.D. It’s no one’s business who they are, or where they are, so long as they initiate no violence and break no laws. They work in jobs they have trained for, and they enjoy the full fruits of that labor. They contribute to charities or work for causes they believe, and are not forced at gunpoint to support causes they loathe. (emphasis added; you'll see why)
To be fair, several people have said they like this sentiment, and agree with it.
But. this morning (and I am absolutely NOT making this up), I got an outraged email that called me names and said, "Hey! HEY! What the $%^&*! do you MEAN, 'laws'?"
Sir, people like you are the reason that the Libertarian Party flounders when it tries to participate in politics. If you don't concede that some sort of state--necessary or not--is going to be with us for the foreseeable future, why are you attending meetings of a political party whose avowed goal is to elect people to public office?


