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People, the deathtrap that is Applebee's somehow continues to evade the law.

Here the poor victim Hiram Jimenez (not making that up), was unsuccessful in his quest for justice after Applebee's vicious fajita platter burned him WHILE HE WAS PRAYING!

(While he totally has a great legal case, I can't help but wonder if perhaps he was beseeching the wrong deity to end up scorched during prayer)

People, the waitress put the fajitas in front of Hiram without advising him that it was hot! So naturally Hiram assumed it was safe and "bowed his head "close to the table,"" perhaps to complain to the Almighty that his fajitas were not hot.

(I think that maybe the Lord answered his prayer and caused the fajitas to ignite?)

I can't decide if the punch line here should be (A) what a horrible miscarriage of justice that this dude can't make bank on Applebee's, or (B) what kind of a schmuck prays for a miracle, gets it, and then sues?

So here are both:

A: People, if crap like this can happen, why do we even have a legal system at all?

B: People, if crap like this can happen, why do we even have miracles at all?

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People, it comes to us from Hinds Community College:

People if blatant discrimination like this can occur against innocent cute goats, why do we even have a government at all?

Hat tip to MK

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It's true you can drown in 4 inches of water, which is why these guys SHOULD HAVE SCUBA GEAR. And WATER WINGS FOR THE DOG!

People if crap like this can happen, why do we even have testosterone at all?

Hat tip to MK

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What shall we call this? peek-a-boo bibs? bibless bibs? a Gotha tuxedo?

People, if crap like this can happen, why do we even have a government at all?

Hat tip to Mrs. Angus

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Holy crap people. George Bush is an excellent artist.

Really!

Those are amazing and there are more here.

He's already better than Lucian Freud and that's saying something.

People, if crap like this can happen, why do we even have art schools at all?

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Best reaction I've seem from Erdogan's preposterous "Twitter-ban".

Sadly, I'm stuck on the "if crap like this can happen..." part of the post. Can you help me out in the comments?

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Video surveillance in George Orwell Square?

I don't think you are reading him properly, Ajuntament de Barcelona!

People, if crap like this can happen, why do we have a secret world government at all?

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Look! Up in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane, No it's....... 

Sperm-an????? 

Half sperm - half man? Sperman swims upstream to right wrongs and bring justice?

People, if crap like this can happen, why do we even have a government at all?

Hat tip to Mrs. Angus

How do you work this thing?

Look everyone, another Sochi toilet fail:

People, if crap like this can (can't?) happen, why do they even have a super-human dictator at all?

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Self explanatory. I think we can go straight to the tagline:

 People, if crap like this can happen, why do we even have a government at all?



BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS:

Maybe our immigration laws ARE too lax!

The people's republic of Chipotle?

With a market cap north of $16 billion, I guess this isn't totally crazy, but it's weird to think that Chipotle is a sovereign county now!

No word yet on whether or not US citizens will now need a passport to enter the premises.

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Loyal KPC reader HC sends this actual photo from the actual Wisconsin State Fair:

Now maybe children are selling political influence and there is just a grammar issue in the first line (kids not kid's)?

Or maybe it's something worse?

Here's how HC describes the scene:


Me: what's that sign about?

Guy at booth: It's for a contest but it was this morning.

Me: for what, the kids were selling things?

Guy: no, pedaling, like a bicycle.

Me: that's not how you spell pedal.

Guy: I didn't make up the sign. You’ll have to talk to Pick ‘n Save about that.

First I have to say, WAY TO GO HC!

But then I have to say, if crap like this can happen, why do we even have a government at all?

The culture that is New Jersey: Jersey Shore >> Beloved

Rutgers is paying Toni Morrison $30k for the commencement address but gave $32k to Snooki for an hourlong appearance.

Snooki's advice to the students? "Study hard but party harder"

Where's Chris Christie when you really need him?