They ne'er shoods hae bann'd us

People. KPC has always been at war with Scotland.

Behold the Scottish sandwich:

1. No the bread is not a half meter in diameter.

2. That pink bit on the left is called "bacon" (really).

3. Scottish hens are so Scottish that they only lay eggs that big.

Here's the manager of the establishment that served up this monstrosity:

“Everyone was given appropriate training so we make sure that it’s according to our standards"

Weel dain, lads. Weel dain.

This week's sign of the Apocalypse

I wear a colander on my head because........

freedom!?!?!??

Shawna Hammond says she did it to make a statement. Under Oklahoma laws, your driver's license picture cannot have shadows and your face cannot be obscured. The colander met the requirements.
Hammond is an atheist, but she told the department of motor vehicles that she is a "pastafarian." She says she believes no one should be forced into religious beliefs.

"For me the colander represents freedom, our freedom of religion and to whatever religion we prefer or even lack of religion," she said.

More here.

People, if crap like this can happen, why do we even have an official State Religion at all??

Hat tip to E.

Best thing that happened in Norman Oklahoma yesterday!

That is a Oklahoma state trooper taking down an unauthorized interloper during the OU - Iowa State game.

Boomer Sooner?