Well, we raised $411 for Special Olympics. (A picture of the action: That's Tallman Trask with the ball and the hat, and John Burness sitting tall on the vat, about to get wet...)
I did my time in the Dunk Tank. Worked on some snaps, to try to get people mad enough to (1) spend money, and (2) miss the target (water was COLD! 63 deg F).
Here they are, in no particular order. Important to yell them just as someone starts to throw.
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Hey, don’t throw it so far! You’re liable to hit my car, and wake up your sister!
Your mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu!
I heard that your mama has so much armpit hair, it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock!
Your mama so fat, she wears two watches, one for each time zone she blots out.
I hear your mama can’t lie down at the beach anymore; housecats keep trying to cover her with sand!
I hear your mama so fat, her favorite song is: “We are family! Hardees, Dunkin Donuts, and me!”
I hear your mama so ugly, she came in first place in the ugly contest. She also came in second, and third, ‘cause she’s fat, too!
1 comment:
After viewing that picture! This proves beyound doubt that religious diversity is totaly out of control with that Buddhist wrestler from Smackdown demanding slave attention from you.
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