Stop me if you have heard this one....
A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.
The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least thre e times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
(my wife normally doesn't tell jokes, but for some reason loved this one and told it. Me, I fish on Saturdays. Perhaps I should come home early and see what's going on this weekend. She has been awfully QUIET lately...)