Saturday, February 07, 2009

Dog Bites Man

A-rod, to the surprise of exactly no one, apparently took performance-enhancing drugs.

To date, on the other hand, even the most sensitive tests for traces of a personality have all been negative.

Tofe? You still want to defend A-rod, your ten year man-crush? I have always disliked the guy. Let's hear it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's been a couple of years since I've paid attention to baseball, but the last impression that I had of A-rod was that he was just quiet, or was I mistaken? Why do so many people hate him?

Robert S. Porter said...

They hate him because he has more money than them.