Alls I can say is that this is pretty intense.
Ok, here's a bit more:
The French are from hell, Alejandro González Iñárritu really hates Leo, Family is very important.
The two stars of the movie are (a) nature, the film is brutally gorgeous and (b) Tom Hardy, he is amazing. If I had to pick a third star, I'd go with fire.
The Hateful 8 was more fun, but The Revenant is a better film.