One vodka martini....and the cool tile floor was just lying there.
A very fine story, introducing HDG. My wife has on occasion played HDG. It happens to everyone, now and again. At least women usually only act really dumb if they are drunk. Guys do it just out of habit.
From the Eels: Elizabeth on the Bathroom Floor
Laying on the bathroom floor
Kitty licks my cheek once more
And i could try
But waking up is harder when you wanna die