Easy Answers to tough problems
1. Why didn't I think of that? White House "orders Banks to start loaning Money"! Such a simple and elegant solution. Thank you White House! Is it too late to change the constitution and give Shrub a third term?
2. If you're not home by midnight I'm dropping you off at the hospital: "State officials say a 15-year-old girl left at an Omaha hospital is the 21st child abandoned under Nebraska's unique safe-haven law." The government is planning to amend the law to put a on 3 day old age cap for drop offs. That is just so unfair.
3. I'm sure the IMF knows how to fix this: "IMF has '6 days to save Pakistan'" Sure, that'll work. If anyone knows how to rescue a developing country it's the good old IMF! That's a no-brainer (note that Iceland today raised their interest rate from 12% to 18% and explained the bizarre move as follows: "The central bank governor said the increase was part of its agreement with the International Monetary Fund, from which it borrowed $2bn (£1.3bn)."
Run Pakistan Run!!!!!!!!