Saturday, March 10, 2007

Life as a Married Lifer

I got an email from my wife.

No, no: Pay attention, please. An EMAIL from my wife. I see her pretty often, but I got an email.

"Have you been using my toothbrush? It was moved from its usual place."

We have been married nearly 21 years. But, according to her, late in life, I have developed a fetish that requires me to use another person's toothbrush. I'm glad it is finally over, all the deceit, the lies, the cover-ups. I don't know how much longer I could have gone on, living a double life.

Sigh. Vive la difference, et vive l'amour.


John Q Public said...

it's best that this skeleton come out early rather than just before the election. it could cost you big.

Anonymous said...

ah my friend but wait til she finds out WHAT you've been using it FOR!!!!!


The Unknown Professor said...

And what else of hers have you been using?