(Title by John Hood; article, too!)
Reminds me of a wonderful story, which of course may be apocryphal: Clement Atlee was standing at a urinal. Winston Churchill came in, goes to opposite end of long row of urinals.
Atlee: "Feeling a bit standoffish, Winnie?"
Churchill: "Why, no, Atlee. It's just that whenever you see something large and in private hands, you try to nationalize it!"