What if the Coen brothers had written the Old Testament?
We all know the story of Job, right? God brags on him to Satan, and Satan says, "yeah sure Job's your boy, but he's got it made, so why shouldn't he be. I bet he's just a fair weather friend". Then God said, "Let's find out", and proceeded to hammer Job with all sorts of travails and afflictions. Job's friends (comforters) said "Job: curse God and die" but Job said something like, "even if he kills me, I will still love him".
I finally saw the Coen brothers movie, "A Serious Man", which to my mind is a modern retelling of the story of Job with one crucial twist: when it comes to onion time, the Coens' protagonist flinches and sins.
And in the movie, an instant after the sin, it appears like the protagonist and his son are both going to die.
Probably pretty accurate?
Oh, I guess if you haven't read the Old Testament (or seen the movie), I have got some serious spoilers in this post!