So, South Carolina's budget is in the toidy, the Gov of SC is trying to rekindle his affair with his Argentine "soul mate," and the House of Reps in SC has already given the largest sanctioning fine in its history to Gov. "Gotta get my boy wet" Sanford.
And the villain? The MEDIA. Because they got the name of the hotel wrong. Really.
(Nod to Anonyman, whose soul mate likes Loco Pops)