Thank you Jebus!
People, Doug "master of the obvious" Collins is going to coach the 76ers. While that in and of itself is neither here nor there, it does however mean that HE WILL NO LONGER BE BROADCASTING GAMES ON TNT.
All across America, you can hear the sounds of hoops fans' sphincters unclenching in relief.
Doug, baby, do I ever have an assistant coach for you! He will show your young men how to go to the front of the rim.