Winners

Several people have guessed they might have been a lucky winner.

But not so far. One frequent reader was 1,000,002, and proclaimed himself the lamest man on earth.

Here are the winners. If you are one of them, fill in the ##s and send me your physical address!

Visit 1,000,001
Address 71.107.##.##
Country : United States
State : California
City : Long Beach

Visit 1,000,000
IP Address 69.245.###.#
Country : United States
State : Indiana
City : Fort Wayne

Visit 999,999
IP Address 66.69.##.#
Country : United States
State : Texas
City : San Antonio

Fraud! Fraud most FOUL....

A fraud was perpetrated. A most foul fraud.

It was perpetrated by...ME! How embarrassing.

Convinced that "Curt" was just some troll, whining about being denied his prize, I checked, and....darn.

The following people appear to have qualified to win the prize, but got...nothing.

Scott E.
Susan S.
Christoph B.
Curt G.

So, send me an email to mcmunger at gmail dot com, with a physical address, and I'll immediately send you signed "rubber glove" photo, AND a vintage (long hair) MM4NCGOV bumper sticker, with my apologies.

And, Curt G., way to nurse that (fully justified) grudge for almost two years. Instead of sending a follow up email (Where's my damned shirt!?) you nailed me good. You are right, and I was wrong. Well played.

KPC Classics

Haven't posted on the "Classics" meme for a while.

But here is one from early November, 2004, before the election. Who could forget "Votergasm"? (I had, but not anymore) (Parts are not work safe, btw)

Don't Say "Bless You!" in Chapel Hill

Whoops! Forgot the "favorite past posts" this week.

So here it is, from November 2004. In which a Chapel Hillian is offended by my car.

KPC Classics

I have been trying to repost what I though were some of the best of the past of KPC, on Mondays. But didn't make it in time yesterday. So, a day late, here is another classic from the Jurassic.... blogging from St Louis the day after the 2004 prez debate. I found the whole experience to be surreal, and it still seems that way, reading it nearly six years later.

Your KPC classic....