I can't believe I'm groveling like this
But...I need a couple of mercy links.
No, really, I'm not talking about a want.
A need. That's what this is.
See, I've been a slithering snake for months. (#4639) Okay, fair enough, an accurate description.
But I want to be a flabby bird. (sorry, flappy bird. The first description is more accurate, so I left it).
I only need two links, from some soul who pities broken down turnbuckle artists.
And, in terms of daily visits, I am way up the evolutionary ladder. (#1727!)
So...yes....I'm beggin' ya.
Blogroll me like my back ain't got no bones. I will provide the immediate reach-around. NO, no, I mean it.
(Lord, I feel so cheap)