Whoa. I didn't even know I had a daughter (that often happens to men, but still...)
Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey is apparently my love child.
And, what a proud papa I am!
But...usually "lovechild" denotes an offspring produced out of wedlock, from some fertile (though perhaps furtive) union.
So, unless the lovechild was (re)produced by budding, there has to be a momma.
Any volunteers? Who wants to be Jacqueline's mom? And, yes, that would make that person also my (ahem) consort, if only briefly. (at my age, VERY briefly, maybe 7 or 8 seconds, not counting the cigarette afterwards).
I am going to ask Tyler Cowen. Of course, I always ask Tyler, but he won't put out. He is SUCH a tight ass white boy.
But maybe now he'll see the wisdom of our coming together for a night of love. You can't have a motherless lovechild. And, if Tyler wants, HE can be the dad.