Hey! I resemble that remark

So the Oracle of Starbucks can divine your personality from your drink order. I like to have a tall cappuccino with an extra shot of espresso. Sounds good, no? Well..........

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you. Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass. Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars



Mungowitz likes venti sized day old cold coffee, which, according to the oracle (and I am not making this up), makes him an "Ass-Clown" who also drinks Zima and frequents Karaoke bars!

Geeze Louise, that thing is 2 for 2!!!!!!!!!