Iceland. Handball. Silver. Penises. For Dad.
It's hard to know how to describe this story. There are just so many good parts. And, no, I'm not making this up.
The Icelandic Phallological Museum ....was moved several years ago to immortalize the victorious handball players in an unusually raunchy sculpture called The Icelandic National Handball Team. The sculpture consists, basically, of a bunch of silver penises pointing at the ceiling in a kind of wild-mushrooms-waving-in-a-field effect.
1. Okay, so there's an Iceland Phallological Museum, to start with. It contains either actual penises, or representations of penises, of ALL the creatures found in Iceland. I did NOT know that. I did not WANT to know that. I expect to have nightmares about that. ("Ah! A butterfly penis! Enlarged 10,000 times!")
2. That statue is to honor the "handball" team. A double entendre, or did the artist really see those heroes as just a bunch of dicks?
3. And the artist, who is female, claims she didn't have any particular model for the highly idiosyncratic and anatomically correct peni. She just "made them from experience."
4. Finally, the artist made this sculpture to honor her father. What dad's heart doesn't glow at the thought of his daughter making a bunch of erect silver penises fashioned after an entire men's handball team?
With deep gratitude to reader M. Kaan, who knew that this link need to go to KPC, and NOT to BrendanNyhan.com .