1. And his dog is named "Dog," I bet.
2. Either the Millenials are weird, or I am. Don't think we should rule out "B."
3. Dread Pirate sunk by CAPTCHA. Garrrrrrr......
4. When does body hair become body art? My answer would have been "Ewww! Never!" And as usual, I would have been wrong.
5. Standardized tests can fix this? Meaning, this?
6. "What were you THINKING?....This is EXASPERATING!"
7. A guide: "How to be Bill Murray."
8. A brush with selfies....
9. It takes a mentor. As in, "Hey Mikie, He's so fine, talks to B**** All the Time!"
10. Painfully cute. And "you have to be demented to get married, anyway!"
11. Why would you want a car? You could have a full-time limo on demand, for $1m.
12. I'm going to guess: alcohol was involved.
13. "Police saw a dreadlock sticking out of the dryer door."
14. A small class is one that most students are not in.
15. Sounds like a really, really bad reality show: Grover Norquist goes to Burning Man.
16. I am a bad person. My evidence is that I find this amusing. Or, at a minimum, interesting. Is he serious, or trying to build (as he says) an on-line persona? Case in point: Is he trying to be clever? Original? Or can he really not spell "Cereberus"? If Cereburus is his unique on-line persona...then here that is.
17. The single oddest thing I have learned about animals since....since...well, since this. The very last fact is...wow.
18. So, it is a 100-foot-long brat, or 200? There is some confusion. Article title says 100. But the bread is 200. I want to know, now.
19. Apparently, being an idiot is exhausting.
20. Repel borders!
21. Another year, another remarkably botched hurricane prediction. No named storms. The prediction was 8 to 13 named storms. Unless there are more. Or fewer. Makes economists look like good forecasters.
22. Asian Black Burger. It may be good. It does not look good. Just looks too burnt. Although I have to suggest that if this panda would eat "Black Burgers" instead of bamboo, it might be easier on her teeth.
23. A lesbian woman and a woman with a freakishly outsized behind conduct a battle to see who knows more words for "bottom" following a video in which a man compares his manly parts to an anaconda. Not for the faint of heart. Neither is this. Ellen does her best to respond.
24. We kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger. So I guess this dinosaur-hippo would have made it past the velvet ropes.
25. The pup would prefer NOT to leave, thank you.
26. All about that bass. When I saw this in print, I actually that it was about fishing. Why is it okay for women to be so obsessed about bottoms, but if *I* look at one it's all bad?
27. If this can happen, why do we even have a state in the first place? Indignities piled on top of offenses against nature.
Headline: Mysterious Men Dropping From Helicopters...
2. Either the Millenials are weird, or I am. Don't think we should rule out "B."
3. Dread Pirate sunk by CAPTCHA. Garrrrrrr......
4. When does body hair become body art? My answer would have been "Ewww! Never!" And as usual, I would have been wrong.
5. Standardized tests can fix this? Meaning, this?
6. "What were you THINKING?....This is EXASPERATING!"
7. A guide: "How to be Bill Murray."
8. A brush with selfies....
9. It takes a mentor. As in, "Hey Mikie, He's so fine, talks to B**** All the Time!"
10. Painfully cute. And "you have to be demented to get married, anyway!"
11. Why would you want a car? You could have a full-time limo on demand, for $1m.
12. I'm going to guess: alcohol was involved.
13. "Police saw a dreadlock sticking out of the dryer door."
14. A small class is one that most students are not in.
15. Sounds like a really, really bad reality show: Grover Norquist goes to Burning Man.
16. I am a bad person. My evidence is that I find this amusing. Or, at a minimum, interesting. Is he serious, or trying to build (as he says) an on-line persona? Case in point: Is he trying to be clever? Original? Or can he really not spell "Cereberus"? If Cereburus is his unique on-line persona...then here that is.
17. The single oddest thing I have learned about animals since....since...well, since this. The very last fact is...wow.
18. So, it is a 100-foot-long brat, or 200? There is some confusion. Article title says 100. But the bread is 200. I want to know, now.
19. Apparently, being an idiot is exhausting.
20. Repel borders!
21. Another year, another remarkably botched hurricane prediction. No named storms. The prediction was 8 to 13 named storms. Unless there are more. Or fewer. Makes economists look like good forecasters.
22. Asian Black Burger. It may be good. It does not look good. Just looks too burnt. Although I have to suggest that if this panda would eat "Black Burgers" instead of bamboo, it might be easier on her teeth.
23. A lesbian woman and a woman with a freakishly outsized behind conduct a battle to see who knows more words for "bottom" following a video in which a man compares his manly parts to an anaconda. Not for the faint of heart. Neither is this. Ellen does her best to respond.
24. We kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger. So I guess this dinosaur-hippo would have made it past the velvet ropes.
25. The pup would prefer NOT to leave, thank you.
26. All about that bass. When I saw this in print, I actually that it was about fishing. Why is it okay for women to be so obsessed about bottoms, but if *I* look at one it's all bad?
27. If this can happen, why do we even have a state in the first place? Indignities piled on top of offenses against nature.
Headline: Mysterious Men Dropping From Helicopters...
1 comment:
The brat in the practice run is 100 feet. At the real event, they will try for 200.
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