I got an email from my wife.
No, no: Pay attention, please. An EMAIL from my wife. I see her pretty often, but I got an email.
"Have you been using my toothbrush? It was moved from its usual place."
We have been married nearly 21 years. But, according to her, late in life, I have developed a fetish that requires me to use another person's toothbrush. I'm glad it is finally over, all the deceit, the lies, the cover-ups. I don't know how much longer I could have gone on, living a double life.
Sigh. Vive la difference, et vive l'amour.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
The Planet is Hot, But You Are Hotter....
Green boxers, or green briefs?
An article on....well, it's hard to say.
(Nod to Anonyman, who tries to save the planet one ironic observation at a time...)
An article on....well, it's hard to say.
(Nod to Anonyman, who tries to save the planet one ironic observation at a time...)
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