Sunday, November 09, 2014

Or, As Charlie Sheen Would Call It: "Thursday"

A heartwarming story.

Young man decides to commit suicide, goes to Mexico.  Spends his money on drugs and hookers.

Wakes up and thinks, "Wow, that was fun!  Now  I have a reason for living!  I want to make enough money so I can do this again soon!"

Or something like that.

Nod to Angry Alex.


aclynch1978 said...

So, drugs and illicit sex save lives?

Anonymous said...

This coming after the post on "Can you advocate for both a universal basic income AND increased immigration?".... I'm sure there's a joke here somewhere.