People, did you know that animals can be gay? Well Ezekiel Mutua didn't and he's not happy about it.
Yes, Mr. Mutua, there are gay lions.
I just love Zeke's stated possible reasons for this phenomena:
1. Gay tourists were doing it in the bush and the lions learned from them. (big if true. those would be some badass gay tourists for sure). People, I have been privileged to see lions in the wild. Believe me, getting out of the land rover and getting busy did not cross my mind.
2. Demonic possession.
Zeke is adamant about one other thing: They lions didn't learn it from the movies!
Really? Was that the common assumption of everyone else? Two lions strolled into downtown Nairobi and went to the movies? And saw Brokeback Mountain?
Would the movie thing make more sense if I told you Zeke was the president of the Kenya Film Classification Board?
Amazing that he thinks he has to cover his ass from being blamed for the gay lions. I really hope Mr. Mutua and his ignorant, biased attitudes, have no future in Kenyan public life.
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