Annals of internet greatness: guitar edition

First off, here's the most passionate guitar player in the world (if you only watch one video today, it should be this one):





Next up is the best semi-nude, stoned on thorazine, upside down guitar playing ever:



And finally, best guitar ensemble where the boys wear pantyhose:

would you believe?

Would you believe me if i told you that, before roasting and eating that marshmallow, Kanzi the bonobo had (a) collected the wood, (b) built the fire (c) grilled up some burgers, and (d) ate them?

How about if I told you after he was done that he put the fire out with a bottle of water?

Well, it's all true!

Kanzi apparently lives in Iowa and to my mind is much more qualified for the GOP presidential nomination than any of the other "primitive creatures" who just left the State.