I have been waiting for a long time, months and months, to publish this little letter that came into my possession. I had to wait long enough, and indefinitely enough, so that it would be harder to determine just who was the recipient.
A person who is on the faculty at a universidad in Venezuela applied for funding to travel abroad to a conference. The funding was granted, and the person asked his/her bosses to approve the trip. This was the letter that came back (I typed it out from a paper original, so forgive the lack of proper accents, and the misspellings):
Republica Bolivariana De Venezuela (DATE)
Estimada y estimado compatriota
Tenga un saludo cordial y Revolucionario!
Cumplimos con informarle que su solicitud no puede ser ni sera procesada por diferencias de pensamientos. Esto es debido a que su proposito de estudio no servira para el beneficio de la nacion.
Personas de su familia presenta expediente contra la revolucion, por lo tanto, debemos cuidar a la nacion de sus intenciones.
Le recomendamos que enmiende su vincula con el Estado soberano para poder confiar en las intenciones y proposito de su preparacion en el exterior del pais.
Sin mas que agregar, se despide ante de Comision Administracion de Divisas (CADIVI)
(Two Truly Enormous Quarter Page Signatures, Obviously Proud and Important Dignitaries)
Now, in my not very good Spanish, here is the (a?) translation. (After the jump)
BEFORE THE JUMP UPDATE: Got an email saying that the letter is a hoax. So, don't go saying "I read this on the internet, so it must be true!" It may not be. I'm going to leave it up, though for
its truthiness value...