Saturday, March 05, 2005

Hyphens Gone Wild

From my pal, David Sheaves, at IRSS at UNC.

Some couples should not hyphenate their last names, when they marry.


Mr and Mrs Wendt-Adaway
Mrs Dunnam-Favors
Mr Drinkwine-Layer

and so on. ATSRTWT.

Men rarely ask their wives, "Honey, do these shorts make my ass look big?" But, sometimes, they should.


Anonymous said...

As the owner of said ass, may I quote Spinal Tap "The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'"!!!!!

And if you don't believe me, ask my wife, the former Miss Bringininda
(hyphenate that one)

Thank you for your time,
Mr. Sheaves

Anonymous said...

I realize that Sheaves used to school you on the basketball court at Chapel Hill (to be fair, who didn't?), but hasn't the statute of limitations expired on that indignity? Looks like a doctored photo too.

G. Hager
P.S. Love the site.

K. Layer said...

To Mr Sheaves:

My maiden name was Drinkwine and I married a man with the last name of Layer. I never thought twice about the name thing until I saw my wedding announcement on the Tonight Show. After that I was extremely glad that I didn't care to keep my maiden name.

P.S. I don't think your ass looks that big!