Tofe sent me this last week, but I was skeptical.
It's still up, though, so it must be legit. Or, as legit as something like this could be.
Pee your pants for the Brewers!
I have never seen a full Brewers season where they make the playoffs. Born in July 1982, I missed that amazing World Series run. It’s been a long 24 years- the longest playoff drought in baseball. With a young team of quality stars and shrewd management, we’re boldly making our move. I get so excited thinking about the Brewers now, a little pee comes out. In fact,
When the Brewers
make the playoffs
I will pee my pants
(Nod to Tofe. If the Brewers win, he'll use one of those big plastic Duke cups, rather than his pants. He has standards)