With elder statesmen Eldrick out of the way and only elderly boat anchor Phil Mickelson left to drag us down, the US managed to finally win a Ryder Cup. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Hunter Mahan (3.5 points), Boo Weekley (2.5 points and no I am not making that name up), J.B Holmes (could it possibly be Johnny? 2.5), and OU's very own Anthony Kim (2.5 points) who absolutely disrespected and vivesected Sergio in singles today.
Well played sirs, kudos. And kudos to Zinger for his picking Mahan and Holmes to be on the team.