So, a kid actually did it. He put his tongue on a cold flagpole.
And it (his tongue) froze there. And the kid is dancing around, tongue-tied to the flagpole, yelling "Geh ah hung ah uf hag hole! OWWW!"
And so they called the fire department!
Because the firemen, understanding fire and its uses, would know to use WARM water. (It helps to be trained....)
Apparently, the kid was "triple dog dared" to do the tonguey thing. (For the REAL "Tonguey thing," you will need to rent "Kung Pow! Enter the Fist!")
(If you simply must see "Toungey," then it is in this trailer, the sign of being the "Chosen One"...)