Smokin' In The Boys Room: The Grand Game
Mr., I am fully....aware of the rules....'cause everybody knows that...smokin' ain't allowed on planes!
But Mr. Diplomatic Impunity tried it anyway.
So, let's play the Grand Game. What is your favorite part of this story?
My favorite part: TWO F-16s. TWO F-16s! "Stop trying to blow up the plane, or we will blow up the plane!" I understand they have to worry about a hijacking, but...wow. Imagine looking out the window of the plane, and thinking, "Now, what could THOSE things do? What is their sole purpose for tailing us?"
UPDATE: Okay, my NEW favorite part is that Smoke Boy was heading to visit a convicted Al Qaeda terrorist. "Better lay low, this is controversial. I sure am nervous. Tell you what....I'll just duck into this restroom for a quick smoke!"
What could possibly go wrong with that plan?