Time for the Grand Game!
That's where we propose an article, and readers point out their favorite passage.
This one is a little more titillating ... or I should say salacious, then the usual fare.
I'll go first, and go easy:
"The teachers were cited... for drinking an undetermined amount."
Wow! I drink an undetermined amount pretty often. Sometimes it's a positive amount, sometimes zero, but rarely is it determined. That's a pretty vague charge, don't you think?
(Nod to Angry Alex)