Sunday, May 11, 2014

Sunday Morning Sermon: cured meats edition

Say, friend. Have you ever wondered what salad is like in Heaven?

Well wonder no more:

I think this would be a more effective pitch than whatever is raining down from the majority of pulpits this morning.


Yancey Ward said...

All it needs are some bacon bits and bacon croutons.

Larry said...

mmmm, bacon. I have a theory that ambrosia, the food of the gods in ancient Greece, was actually bacon.