Monday, October 20, 2014

Monday's Child

1.  I'm not sure anyone could blame him.  "Sure, yes, I was on heroin, but you gotta understand:  I'm teaching 8th Graders.  YOU try doing that without narcotics."

2.  You CAN hide--anonymize.  (with apologies to the Eagles)

3.  John Oliver on civil forfeiture...

4.  NO!!! Not. the. chocolate...

5.  Elder Gus brings it.  At first, I thought perhaps The Bishop had taught Elder Gus to dance.  But that can't be right.  Because Elder Gus can dance.


6.  Billionaires are BAD people.  Now, Rich Richman, please give me some money.

7.  Mmmmmm....bacon.

8.  Woman wants to be diversity officer, but can't because she....well, he...identified as transgendered.  That makes him male.  And males CAN'T be diverse, by definition.   This is what people at Wellesley do instead of go to class.

9.  We simply MUST clean up this aggressive mopping.

10.  A bowel transplant in a frozen poop pill.  Yes, really.

11.  Dr. Frankenwarren?  Scary.

12.  The patron saint of the unemployed (and gamblers, incidentally, achieving a kind of vertical integration) started out as a lawyer.  Kind of like you'd expect.

13.  THIS is impressive.  Not.

14.  This is bad, and I'm sorry this happened to the young woman, because it must have been scary.  But "Santa Claus Zombie" is pretty cool.

15.  Emu on the loose.

16.  Angus and I have a friend, Dave B, from grad school.  He had this rather elaborate fantasy that involved stealing a truckload of Crisco and a truckload of breast implants.  And now....someone just stole a truckload of Crisco.  I'm just sayin'.  (Yes, the fantasy did involve motorboating:  whubuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuh...)

17.  Rule of law... 

18.  Paw Paw is about 15 miles west of Kalamazoo.

19.  Once, Concord was a center of dissent.  And I guess it still is, with this "Pumpkin Festival" gone bad.  How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm, onc't they've seed that pumpkin fest?

20.  Once in a while, P-Kroog remembers that he is a terrific economist.  Is this one of those times?

21.  Putting the fun into fungi.  Wow.

22.  PMarcA makes a funny...

23.  Shale chicken.

1 comment:

Jim Oliver said...

So reading Paul Krugman in the above brought to mind predictions of Global Warming. Hmmm.