Thursday, June 28, 2012

How Ya Gonna Know The Players, Without a Scorecard

John-O sends this scorecoard, almost an encryption key actually, for decoding secret messages sent by your progressive friends.  It's fun to learn what they really mean!

An example: 

Elizabeth Warren

Definition: An “Elizabeth Warren” is any brilliant scholar who both thinks we can fix the U.S. financial system simply by adding another giant bureaucracy with near unlimited power, and who can, by dancing vigorously in a circle, make it rain. Both equally as likely.

1 comment:

Tom said...

With an Elizabeth Warren dance, you get only 1/32 as much rain as for other dancers. Sadly, the Elizabeth Warren Bureaucracy (EWB) is every bit as abusive as regular bureaucracies.