Will Sean Penn finally settle the War of the Pacific?

Word is out that, among other things, Evo Morales has asked Sean Penn to reverse the outcome of the War of the Pacific and get Chile to give Bolivia back its coastline!

Is Evo is just enjoying the chance to humiliate Penn?

Is Evo so naive as to think Penn can get national boundaries changed?

Is Penn so arrogant that he led Evo to believe that Penn can get national boundaries changed?

By the way, did you know that the War of the Pacific was fought over poop? It's true!

Your Euro Death Watch update

1. Yields on Italian sovereign debt are RISING today!

2. Euro officials are going hat in hand to Beijing. Rumor is that China wants their loan to the EU to be DENOMINATED IN RENMINBI!

YIKES and double YIKES!