Rather be in Philadelphia
Or in New York. Or retired. The question is, after Rather, who be the CBS anchortroll?
Some suggestions from the New York Post--ATSRTWT:
...perhaps CBS would like to silence its critics once and for all about the news division's perceived liberal biases by luring John Stossel from ABC. He's a rather dashing fellow, and a libertarian too.
A more trendy selection would be Jon Stewart, since he frequently emphasizes that his "Daily Show" newscasts are not "real news" — just like CBS!