Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Karma Kronicles

1. "That's how we roll in Philly". Jose Canseco got the livin' crap knocked out of him in a 97 second "fight" with ex-boxer and NFLer Vai Sikehema.

2. On their way to their ritualized, barbaric senseless slaughter, the bulls of Pamplona at least manage to wound 45 humans.

3. I can finally watch college basketball again (LOL not really, there are still only about 4 or 5 good players in division I)! Billy Packer is OUT! In the words of another overrated basketball announcer, YESSSSSSSS!!!

4. Brett meet pine, pine, Brett. You two will be spending lots of time together! The Packers finally pull the plug on the Hamlet of the NFL with a brutal 1-2 punch consisting of "Aaron Rogers is our starter" and "We will not give you your release".

2 comments:

will.welch said...

Now, I've been accused of having an irrational affinity for all things related to the Gulf Coast of Mississippi, especially Favre. I think I'm more proud of being born in the same hospital as him than I will be of the birth of my own kids. I think it's fair to say, though, that Favre > Aaron Rodgers, even if he is 38. Favre gives the Packers a better chance to win. Anything outside of that is just posturing by Green Bay mgmt.

prisonrodeo said...

what will said. the NFL is *entertainment* -- favre will be back.