Sunday, August 10, 2008

Ode to Neil West (The Lord is my Barber)

From the comments on Mungowitz's WITBD post. I am too proud of myself to leave it there.

The lord is my barber, I shall not want.

He maketh me lie down to get shampooed. He restoreth my highlights.

Yea though I have male pattern baldness, I will fear no dandruff. For he is with me. His clippers and combs, they comfort me.

Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and I will get free haircuts forever.

1 comment:

Neil West said...

I find the prayer quite comforting. It hits on one of the biggest bene's of MPB: free, divine haircuts. So I have that going for me.