Our policy is daft. DAFT! Because *D*eficits *A*re *F*uture "T*axes. The DAFT Republicans want to borrow money to pay for tax cuts. And the DAFT Democrats want to borrow money to pay for unemployment benefit extension. It's DAFT! Deficits Are Future Taxes!
I'm going to get t-shirts made: "End the DAFT!"
Instead of "Hell no, I won't go!" we can try, "Like Hell I say, I won't pay!"