Can Men and Women Be Just Friends
On the Utah State U campus, a team of crack investigators ask the question, "Can men and women 'just' be friends?"
Women say "yes." Men laugh at the very idea. Men are not good people.
Now, the Bishop and I know that married men can be just friends with women.
First, we fear our wives enough to know we had better not even think about anyone else.
Second, if we piss off our wives, we are going to be "just friends" even in our houses for several nights. "Honey?" "Don't touch me..."
(Nod to the Blonde, who is not surprised by any of this.)