White Girl Problems
Okay, I'm not proud of this.
But if I need a pick me up, no more than twice a day or so (no, really), I just crank up Twitter and watch #whitegirlproblems . It's extremely rewarding. Some are likely serious, some are certainly not. But rewarding.
In five minutes, you will laugh out loud at least five or six times.
I prayed for your forehead last night.
Pulled up to a stop light, blaring Lil' Wayne, & 2 black guys just broke up laughing.
If only I could unf**k you
So pale.... so pale
Kindle wouldn't connect to wi-fi, so I had to buy an actual book
Too busy to work on job applications
It's art, actually.