it might take half the country
North Korea (i.e. Kim Jong Un) has called for its citizens to form a human shield around its leader (i.e. Kim Jong Un)!
Given that many North Koreans eat dirt and sticks, and that KJU looks like this:
I am wondering, how many North Koreans does it take to make a human shield for "The Great Consumer"?
I am waiting for KJU's catchphrase to come out. I loved his dad's: "Let's eat two meals a day"