Kraft hates America
Did you know there were green tea Oreos? Mango & orange Oreos? Hollow, straw shaped Oreos you can use to drink milk?
Well there are, but they are not sold in the USA. They were developed in China (by Kraft) and have spread throughout Asia, even into Canada.
Look here dammit. I want a mango & orange Oreo and I want it now!
ps. better make it gluten-free though